I think what freaks out gun-owners so much about the thought of gun-grabbing is that gun-grabbers tend to be liberals and liberals have freakishly small hands. We imagine all these tiny hands coming out of nowhere and grabbing our guns and we’d be helpless against them. It’s like something out of a horror movie!
Eeek…little hands with no nail beds! Ackkkk!! That IS scary.
Small hands, small feet, small……
…heads. Goomba’s!
They smell of cabbage.
And sour milk. The great thing about small hands is they make a nice string of beads after you chop them off for getting gun-grabby.
Their small hands are the reason I prefer large frame handguns.
Their small heads are a reason to use an IR scope at long distances.
You gots to have small hands to play with small “equipment”…
Their small hands just mean that when they try to grab the gun, the bullet won’t lose much energy when it blows their hand off.
the good thing about a liberal taking your gun is the fact that you can always push them down on the ground and take it back. odds are the lib is a pot-smoking, meat-hating, candy@$$, 150 lb vegan (male or female). no meat = no protein = no strength. that or they’re a big, fat tub like michael moore, who will get winded by the act of taking the gun. either way – you’re getting the gun back.
I did manage to get a liberal to fire my son’s AK-47. She liked it. Never underestimate the power of gun education.
Hey, where are the rest of you liberal-hating, gun-toting, moose lamb-shooting conservatives?
Hey, where are the rest of you liberal-hating, gun-toting, moose lamb-shooting conservatives?
#11 – Posted by: Jimmy on August 21, 2007 07:49 PM
Dunno ’bout the rest of us but I found a really swell sniper spot just outside Pelosiville
(disclaimer for moonbats, It’s just a joke)
The nice thing about the little hands reaching for my sidearm is that their little fingers fit right into the barrel of my .45. The rest, as they say, is history.
The heck it is, nutzoid!
Eeew…creepy!
Tho, my hubby has a higher cute tolerance than I do, he’d probably shoot em while I was saying: “Aaaw, how cute, the tiny little liberals want our gun honey…”
You people are pretty cool. Libs have small hands.
I like it.
Oh, I have nothing to contribute, I just like the guns.
The nice thing about the little hands reaching for my sidearm is that their little fingers fit right into the barrel of my .45.
I’ve always wanted to recreate the “Finger in a Gun Barrel” episode of Mythbusters, but with a more authentic subject.