Kos has declared that he and his followers who play with themselves while imagining fighting a Bush dictatorship are now the mainstream. I dunno. Here’s a not necessarily comprehensive list of those more mainstream than the Kwazy Kos Kids:
MORE MAINSTREAM THAN THE DAILY KOS
* Michael Vick
* People who enjoy the comic styling of Carrot Top
* That guy in the commercials with all the question marks on his jacket
* The “Others” on Lost
* Ron Paul
* Sanjaya’s fans
* People who don’t think Lana Lang from Smallville is the most annoying character ever created
* Homeless people standing on the street corner talking to themselves
* People who regularly wear bow ties.
* Ferret enthusiasts
* People whose favorite flavor of jellybean is coconut
* The prisoners of Arkham Asylum
* People who don’t find Crocs comfortable but wear them because they’re stylish
* That crazy diaper-wearing, cross-country driving, kidnap-attempting astronaut
* The Bat-boy
* People who paint their houses pink
* The average Democrat
I sometimes wonder if the bulk of Kos Kids would mellow out if they changed their recreational drug from speed-laced acid to beer.
Heh, who am I kidding?
Don’t forget men who are attracted by Hilliary Clinton’s impishly adorable smile.
Don’t forget the guy that does John Edward’s hair.
Also more mainstream than Kos Kids:
*People who think The Simpsons is still relevant AND funny
*Ron Paul Supporters
*Moderate Muslims
*People who actually like Gigli
*Anyone who takes Brittney Spears, Christina Aguilera, Jessica Simpson, Ashley Simpson, etc. seriously as Musicians.
Even more mainstream are those of us who belive that there are more than two points of view on any subject.
People who “get” Zippy the Pinhead
[People only pretend to like those. -Ed.]
Also more mainstream: People who can sit through Saturday Night Live. And people who bite their fart bubbles in the bathtub.
don’t forget about the folks who think Pelosi’s cleavage is alluring….
ooh – I just threw up a little….
More mainstream than Kos Kidz:
– Jessie Jackson
– Hugo Chavez
– Rosie O’Donnell’s style advisor
– Osama Bin Laden
– A guy living in tunnel in the Rockies eating dried caribou, nuts, and berries while writing his manifesto
– Charlie Rangel
– Nancy Pelosi
– Harry Reid
Yes, boys and girls: Rangel, Pelosi and Reid are more mainstream than Kos. Go ahead, argue the point. I’ll wait.
[…]
Still waiting. [taps foot]
[Pause]
I thought so.
-Bill Clinton’s tiny running shorts and upsetting thighs
-Chinese seafood packed in its own “juices”
-People who actually fear West Nile virus
-bumper sticker people
Socrates, once again, your logic is impenetrable. Even moveon.org is more mainstream (oh, yuk). So many more things are mainstream – which is really disgusting! Now, you’ve put me in a bad mood.
Hey, my favorite flavor of jellybean is coconut…
CCHEMuse,
Please never use the word cleavage (GOOD) and Pelosi (BAD) in the same sentance. I’ll have to sleep with the lights on tonight after that mental image.
As in a one-eyed, drunk, female, heterosexual, Irish Bigfoot who loves the accordian but hates meat? That helps my bad mood. Thanks, Alamo.
My house totally used to be pink! It’s yellow now, but only because vinyl siding is too expensive in pink.
I stand corrected.
(However I walk uncorrected since I lost my orthopedic inserts. I keep going in a circle to my left…sorta like the Dem Congress)
keith Olberman fans
FormerHostage,
The part about the insert was funny. I had to stop reading to check my shoe for my own corrective insert for fear that I would walk liberally.
Is anyone else still pissed off that the libs hijacked the term from us back in the 1920’s? I would provide a link to this, but I’m too lazy.
Soccer fans – I don’t care if backwards countries call it ‘football’
People who can’t help but tell you that the movie you never heard of was the best ever and anyone who doesn’t ‘get it’ is just ‘without vision’
The real question is:
Is anyone LESS mainstream than the Koolaide Krawzy, Kos, Kiddies?