Obama, Foreign Policy Expert

After Obama meets with Syria and Iran and invades Pakistan (but if something goes wrong and they retaliate with a nuclear strike, rest assured he won’t use nukes back), he’s going to have a luncheon with the President of Canada.
Finally, Obama has his meme. As a comedy writer, I’ve been wanting something to work with on Obama other than his lack of experience, and it’s finally here. Now I can just scan his foreign policy statements each day for new material. Seriously, I’m elated; you don’t know how long I’ve been waiting for a good angle on Obama.
It’s not a $400 haircut, but it will do.

9 Comments

  1. Might be a bit scary for us Canucks, what if he decided that we weren’t doing enough to find Osama? Would we be next on the invasion list?
    Guess the safest bet would be to declare war, then we could be assured President Obama wouldn’t dare touch us!

  2. I’m sure it’s just a slip of the tongue, but non-leftists aren’t allowed slips of tongue, so why should Barry O get a pass?
    So which of these should we start saying:
    “Obama so dum! Ombaboon”? “He’s nice, clean, and articulate until it comes to politics”? “His name actually IS Osama, but alas, he can’t spell, much less get proper addresses right”? “I can’t believe Mr. Canadian President thinks he can win”? Or, “He probably has to ask Hitlery advice even to use the toilet”?
    Ahahahahahaha! It’s SO funny, isn’t it? I know I find it HILARIOUS when the Democrats/Leftists do it to President Bush. I roll on the floor, crying tears of laughter.
    Wacky Hermit: there will be NO Obama Fierce Facts. You can’t make jokes about black people. Only leftists can do that. Okay? You’ll understand when you’re older, like when your dead. God will tell you. pats head assuredly

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