George guy

Let’s meet some more IMAO readers. Today, it’s George guy.

What’s the story behind your name? I was named George after my grandfather, and I’m a guy.
Where do you live? State College, Pennsylvania. It’s basically the armpit of Penn State
University.
How old are you? 21.
Tell us briefly about yourself. I’m an artist for the most part, even though I didn’t get through art
school. I blame the evil socialist public school system for squelching my ambition. I was going to get into animation, but it was really hard, so until I can try again I’m cleaning houses.
If you were to condense IMAO into one word, what would it be? Plausible.
How long have you been reading IMAO? Close to 3 years, I think.
What’s your favorite IMAO post? This one: https://www.imao.us/index.php/2004/08/in-my-world-opening-old-wounds/. I think it’s the
first really funny one I read.
What’s you favorite political issue? Education, if that can be called a political issue. I rather like the idea of having kids some day and it’s rather depressing to see all the crap going on in the schools these days. I don’t think education should be a political issue. The fact that politicians have a say in what goes on with schools is itself a problem.
If education doesn’t count, I’d go with federalism. Keeping government localized is a good way to keep the liberals and their insane policies contained before we get to the point where we can seize power and punch them all in their dumb monkey faces.
Do you have a website? If so, please tell us briefly about it. http://thinginess.comicgenesis.com It’s a sort of surreal serial adventure comic strip. Among other things, it has environmentalists getting slaughtered. I should have another page up by the end of the month.
The bomb will go off in three more seconds. Red wire, black wire, blue wire, green wire: Which do you cut? I’d rule out the blue one because that’s nobody’s favorite color except for the UN, and they don’t use bombs so much as stern condemnations. Red’s the favorite color of communists, but they’re all environmental now and bombs make too much carbon dioxide, contributing to global warming. Green would be out too in that case except that it’s also the Muslims’ favorite color, so I’m inclined to go with green. They could just as easily choose black, but I don’t think they’d want to be associated with emo punk kids, as that lifestyle is a form of devil worship invented by the Jews and Americans in the 19th century, so they say.

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