John Edwards can completely relax on an ocean cruise vacation, knowing that – since he’s weaker than either a woman OR a child – he’ll be given the first seat on the lifeboat.
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John Edwards and Michelle Obama were overheard chatting about the coffee after last week’s debate. When Michelle said that she liked her coffee the way she liked her men, Lil’ John whispered, “Me too!” as he licked the foam from his Whipped Cream & Marshmallow Shirley Temple Latte with a Sasparilla Twist.
Oops…wrong one, long weekend. Try this…
However relaxation quickly turned to fret when the thought of his true love, the person he’s been with through the good and the bad, his soulmate may not get a seat. Where would he ever find such a loving and caring person to be his boat mate. Good hairstylists are true gifts from above.
John (the “Fairest One of All”) Edwards never ventures out on deck during the voyage for fear of the wind messing up his hair. His stateroom is also nearest the beauty salon.
In college John Edwards rowing team would, at the start of the race, yell we’re sinking!!, man the oars and throw a blanket over Edwards and start mixing drinks and smoking cigars. They were undefeated three straight years.
John Edwards can completely relax on an ocean cruise vacation, knowing that – since he’s weaker than either a woman OR a child – he’ll be given the first seat on the lifeboat.
John Edwards and Michelle Obama were overheard chatting about the coffee after last week’s debate. When Michelle said that she liked her coffee the way she liked her men, Lil’ John whispered, “Me too!” as he licked the foam from his Whipped Cream & Marshmallow Shirley Temple Latte with a Sasparilla Twist.
Oops…wrong one, long weekend. Try this…
However relaxation quickly turned to fret when the thought of his true love, the person he’s been with through the good and the bad, his soulmate may not get a seat. Where would he ever find such a loving and caring person to be his boat mate. Good hairstylists are true gifts from above.
Plus, being lighter weight than a feather, he floats even without a life jacket
John (the “Fairest One of All”) Edwards never ventures out on deck during the voyage for fear of the wind messing up his hair. His stateroom is also nearest the beauty salon.
In college John Edwards rowing team would, at the start of the race, yell we’re sinking!!, man the oars and throw a blanket over Edwards and start mixing drinks and smoking cigars. They were undefeated three straight years.
John doesn’t take ocean cruises. The closest he gets to a cruise is when he rides a fairy…umm, I mean ferry.