Shaolin Monks Demand Apology Over Tale of Ninja That Bested Them
Actual headline, and the Shaolin monks are saying they may pursue legal action if they don’t get an apology.
Legal action? What they should be telling the pro-ninja internet troll is, “We demand battle! Let’s see if our flying dragon fist can silence your lies!” If he doesn’t show up, then the monks are proving right be default. Don’t they know anything about martial arts?
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If they are going to fight internet trolls, the question they need to ask themselves is: can they defeat monkey-style kung fu…used by actual monkeys?
Best martial arts movie star ever…John Wayne! While these Chinese and Japanese pricks are pulling all their fancy stuff the Duke would wade in and give ole’ “johnny fancy kicks” a good ole’ fashion American punchin’ then he’d have a shot of Red Eye…romance “johnny fancy kicks” woman and then ride Old Paint into the sunset…all without once having a “sensitive moment”!
The real question is; when did monks in remote parts of china start using the internet?
See, none of this would be necessary if that one-eyed bitch hadn’t poisoned Wu-Ping.
//See, none of this would be necessary if that one-eyed bitch hadn’t poisoned Wu-Ping.//
Maybe the Shaolin Monks need to stuff their heads in the toilet?