Fred Thompson is a master of all sports. He once batted a football into a basket hoop located on the green of a par 5 hole that was being guarded by the world’s best goalie (hockey, not soccer).
Oh ya, Fred fishes all right, he glares at the water for a second and the fish line up, in an orderly fashion, and wait thier turn to jump in the boat and fillet themselves.
jedi,
When you say hippies, that automatically implies “pinko commie”. Just thought I would save you a few keystrokes next post. Conservatives are not superfluous.
And Fred plans to demonstrate this great athleticism at the next debate where he will simultaneously slam dunk Chris Mathews head into a garbage can with the other hand.
“Hmm. ZK, I had heard his favorite sport was hunting pinko commie hippies…”
#8 – Posted by: jedijson on October 25, 2007 11:09 AM
Hunting hippies and cannonball can be done at the same time.
Fred Thompson once hit a home run while serving an ace during the US Open while he was tied with Tiger Woods. Asked what he was going to do next…he replied…I’m going to stuff Disney Land up Chris Matthews ass!
Frank J,
Thank you for specifying hockey, not soccer. For a fraction of a second there I was a little worried that you were referring to the world’s gayest sport. That qualifier restored my faith in your manliness. Carry on.
Fred Thompson would NEVER EVER play soccer! He enjoys watching the women’s soccer team but watching men nance around the field and never score any points is way gay in his view and he believe mens soccer should be restricted to gay countries like France, England and Iran…
You’re always right ussjc. But he would play hockey with Democrats. And of course, that would mean a new definition for “sticking,” which, in his case, would be perfectly legal.
Fred Thompson considered attending the University of Minnesota as a youth but when he learned that their mascot was a Golden Gopher he chuckled and passed…
That sounds like the game from Caddyshack II
And Fred did all that while driving a NASCAR down a ski slope, hunting for deer.
…While performing the first ever septuple axle in competition…
(hey, I’m a gal, figure skating is the only “sport” we’re s’posed to know)
Wait a second…. I think you’re just making these facts up.
I don’t know if Fred fishes but if he does, I am sure he is a master baiter, too.
Oh ya, Fred fishes all right, he glares at the water for a second and the fish line up, in an orderly fashion, and wait thier turn to jump in the boat and fillet themselves.
I have it on good authority that Fred’s favorite sport is Cannonball.
Hmm. ZK, I had heard his favorite sport was hunting pinko commie hippies…
jedi,
When you say hippies, that automatically implies “pinko commie”. Just thought I would save you a few keystrokes next post. Conservatives are not superfluous.
And Fred plans to demonstrate this great athleticism at the next debate where he will simultaneously slam dunk Chris Mathews head into a garbage can with the other hand.
“Hmm. ZK, I had heard his favorite sport was hunting pinko commie hippies…”
#8 – Posted by: jedijson on October 25, 2007 11:09 AM
Hunting hippies and cannonball can be done at the same time.
“Nothing but net.”
Fred Thompson once hit a home run while serving an ace during the US Open while he was tied with Tiger Woods. Asked what he was going to do next…he replied…I’m going to stuff Disney Land up Chris Matthews ass!
The Disney Land fudge packers are NOT going to be happy with that crap.
As explained at the Academy, Fred Thompson is so good at everything that in high school he was known as “the next Fred Thompson”.
So who is the “next Fred Thompson” now?
Jimmy, the next Fred Thompson, is, of course, Fred Thompson.
Frank J,
Thank you for specifying hockey, not soccer. For a fraction of a second there I was a little worried that you were referring to the world’s gayest sport. That qualifier restored my faith in your manliness. Carry on.
Joseph, the correct answer is:
“The next President of the United States!”
Fred Thompson would NEVER EVER play soccer! He enjoys watching the women’s soccer team but watching men nance around the field and never score any points is way gay in his view and he believe mens soccer should be restricted to gay countries like France, England and Iran…
You’re always right ussjc. But he would play hockey with Democrats. And of course, that would mean a new definition for “sticking,” which, in his case, would be perfectly legal.
I’ll have you people know, that Fred can point out Pluto withot help of the little arrow.
But if Fred Thompson played in the SEC, he’d have at least two losses.
to be fair though, Patrick Roy didn’t hear Fred’s swing because he had his Stanley Cup rings in his ears.
Fred Thompson considered attending the University of Minnesota as a youth but when he learned that their mascot was a Golden Gopher he chuckled and passed…
Lucky for him, Johnny Bower had retired.
CHeers