Daily Fred Thompson Fact Posted by Frank J. on 26 October 2007, 8:00 am Fred Thompson can get blood from a stone. He calls it “stone blood.”
I’m with you AR. I think we can officially say that Frank has run out of Fred Thompson Facts. Or at least funny ones. Reply to this comment
Maybe the joke just needs to be fixed. “Fred Thompson can get blood from a stone. He calls it “stone Jooos” Reply to this comment
What’s so hard about that? I get stoner blood every time I squash a hippy in my hydraulic press. Oh….”stone” blood. My mistake. Reply to this comment
He can get blood from a turnip, too. Especially if it has fallen off a truck recently. Reply to this comment
When life gives Fred Thompson lemons, he uses them to kill terrorists. (I stole that from an old Limbaugh segment about Jack Bauer, but Bauer wouldn’t last 24 Plank-times against Fred Thompson, even if he were real.) Reply to this comment
If Fred Thompson can get blood from a stone…well…then…oh never mind…the posters on this one are dumber than a rock! Reply to this comment
Fred, and only Fred, can make Hillary moist. But as he says: To quote Mick Jagger, “I wouldn’t touch that with a barge pole.” Reply to this comment
I don’t get it…
I’m with you AR. I think we can officially say that Frank has run out of Fred Thompson Facts. Or at least funny ones.
Fred Fact: Fred Thompson is F^&*ing awesome.
Maybe the joke just needs to be fixed.
“Fred Thompson can get blood from a stone. He calls it “stone Jooos”
Fred could get crimson victory juice from a jeffyfish if he wanted to!
Stone blood – it’s what flows through my veins. I get it.
What’s so hard about that? I get stoner blood every time I squash a hippy in my hydraulic press.
Oh….”stone” blood. My mistake.
He can get blood from a turnip, too. Especially if it has fallen off a truck recently.
So? Ted Frompson can get a soul from a democrat. He calls it “regurgitation”.
When life gives Fred Thompson lemons, he uses them to kill terrorists.
(I stole that from an old Limbaugh segment about Jack Bauer, but Bauer wouldn’t last 24 Plank-times against Fred Thompson, even if he were real.)
If Fred Thompson can get blood from a stone…well…then…oh never mind…the posters on this one are dumber than a rock!
If Rudy Giuliani gets the nomination, will there be “Ruthless Rudy Realities”?
Fred, and only Fred, can make Hillary moist. But as he says: To quote Mick Jagger, “I wouldn’t touch that with a barge pole.”
Yes, Doh, but don’t tell Fred that. He’ll puke.