John Edwards is perfectly capable of using a urinal, as long as he remembers to bring his Whizzy. Bonus Fact from Jim:
John Edwards’ idea of a DIY project? Cornrowing his own hair.
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It’s like Christmas when Lil’ Johnny gets his monthly supply of Whizzy.
Very funny, Harvey!
sadly, he’d never actually go into a restroom which has urinals. that would remind him to much of his traumatic childhood where his parents forced him into the men’s/boy’s room. what he really just wanted was to be one of the girls in the powder room, armed with a “Whizzy.”
A Whizzy? Where was this invention when I was still deer hunting, huh? There’s nothing quite like stripping from the waist down in the middle of the woods with five inches of snow on the ground to go pee!
Cornrow his own hair? Not from a guy who plunks down 400 bucks for a cut. Besides, it would involve lifting his arms over his head which sounds like actual work to him
KM, im having a horrible time with the graphics on the site. The usualy uber-hot tee shirt girl has been replaced with a psychotic, joker-faced she devil.
Having inserted his Whizzy for the first time and expecting to see all his manhood displayed in it’s full glory, John was disappointed to find that he indeed has an “inee”…
Not likely John would use that. Looking at the “Whizzy” site, it appears the product is intended for use only by ugly women. John considers himself to be “one of the hot chicks.”
Um… who says he stands to pee in first place??
Which is the main reason he refuses to debate the Hildebeast anymore, she won’t put the toilet seat back down after using the unisex bathroom.
John Edwards is perfectly capable of using a urinal, as long as he remembers to bring his Whizzy.
It’s like Christmas when Lil’ Johnny gets his monthly supply of Whizzy.
Very funny, Harvey!
sadly, he’d never actually go into a restroom which has urinals. that would remind him to much of his traumatic childhood where his parents forced him into the men’s/boy’s room. what he really just wanted was to be one of the girls in the powder room, armed with a “Whizzy.”
He can’t use any rubber bands though… whiplash
A Whizzy? Where was this invention when I was still deer hunting, huh? There’s nothing quite like stripping from the waist down in the middle of the woods with five inches of snow on the ground to go pee!
Cornrow his own hair? Not from a guy who plunks down 400 bucks for a cut. Besides, it would involve lifting his arms over his head which sounds like actual work to him
Anyone else having trouble with the graphics on this site? All I’m getting are the photo filenames. Happens nowhere else.
KM, im having a horrible time with the graphics on the site. The usualy uber-hot tee shirt girl has been replaced with a psychotic, joker-faced she devil.
Having inserted his Whizzy for the first time and expecting to see all his manhood displayed in it’s full glory, John was disappointed to find that he indeed has an “inee”…
Not likely John would use that. Looking at the “Whizzy” site, it appears the product is intended for use only by ugly women. John considers himself to be “one of the hot chicks.”
when I first saw this post…I thought it said ‘combing his own hair’…
must need new glasses again ‘sigh’
Um… who says he stands to pee in first place??
Which is the main reason he refuses to debate the Hildebeast anymore, she won’t put the toilet seat back down after using the unisex bathroom.
Prediction: John Edwards will lose the Democrat nomination, and the penis size contest to Hillary.