Many people fear the government for foolish reasons. Liberals have numerous invented fears while conservatives fear the government’s bureaucracy. I fear the government too, but what I fear is much scarier. I fear government ninjas.
I have a picture of one.
There he is in the shadows of the trees.
Fear your government.
Bigfoot is almost as scary. He can be seen lurking in the clump of bushes on the left.
Zoom in tight on the right side of the path and you can just make out the outline of Fred Thompson stomping the mud out of Sarcasm Man. Frame this picture!
This ninja is just like an honest Democrat controlled Congress… It just doesn’t exist.
On the other who orchestrated 9-11? The Joos, KKKarl Rove, and Bu$Hitler! Tell 9 friends, they are the REAL enemy we need to fear.
Pirates systematically slaughter government ninjas, because pirates are conservative. Think abotu it. Buried treasure? Hello?? That’s the ORIGINAL 401(k) punks.
I think I’ve seen that one before…he’s the dreaded Helium Reserve Ninja.
Messiah/Commander Obama(ination) lurks in those shadows, too, coordinating covert operations with ninjas. He’s preparing for an invasion of Pakistan. OOOhhh, Obama! Silky Pony doesn’t like him. He’s TOO manly.
On the plus side, Govt Ninjas get a LOT of paid time off. so you only have to worry about them when Congress is in session. Or when Harry Reid gets everybody together for a sleepover.
I see, like, 30 or 40 ninjas in that picture.
I’m the ninja in the tree, that is why said ninja is flipping you the bird.
I’m the ninja in the tree, that is why said ninja is flipping you the bird.
That ninja gets around. I’ve seen him in my neighborhood recently.
Ninjas? I could use some ninjas…
Hey, I thought ninjas were stealthy. How could they allow themselves to be photographed?
Holy crap! Twelve comments in and not ONE Flying Circus “How not to be seen” reference.
Guess I took care of that one. wipes off hands with smug satisfaction
This is precisely why I need to buy Paleo a beer when he gets to PHX. I spent the AM trying to get a good reference together, but my Python Ubiquity Neurons (PUN) weren’t firing.
As for Spacemonkey’s comment… get glasses dude, there’s at least 60 in the picture, minimum.
Bigfoot is almost as scary. He can be seen lurking in the clump of bushes on the left.
No, I’m pretty sure that’s the Loch Ness monster. Sasquatche is over by the Chupacabra on the right and Elvis is eating a fried peanut butter and jelly sammich in the corner.
If the goverment is sending ninga’s after me then I demand a new government. Apoint me dictator imeadietly.
Curse summer vacation, my spelling is slipping. immmediately. there I fixed it.
I would like to pretend that what I said was terribly clever…but … have you read it?