Some of the nutroots think that Padilla was just arbitrarily arrested and tortured and abused until he was almost a vegetable, so maybe they fear the government will do that to them as well. But if the Kwazy Kos Kids were turned into a mindless vegetables, would that actually affect their blogging in any adverse way?
Aren’t the Kos Kids mindless vegetables now?
While it’s difficult to imagine blogging that is any worse than what the Kwazy Kos Kids spew out, it might depend on the type of vegetable. For example, it might get worse if they were turned into mindless Brussels sprouts, which I really hate. But it might bet better if they were turned into, say, peas or beets. I really like beets. Onions, too.
I would think they’d be happy with that, as most of them pay good money for substances to make them that way on a nightly basis anyway.
Well it might be a little hard for them to type if they were vegetables, but beyond that I don’t know if there would be difference
I thought that was a prerequisite…
Well, they’re already fruits. So it’s not far stretch.
But if the Kwazy Kos Kids were turned into a mindless vegetables, would that actually affect their blogging in any adverse way?
To answer that question, we first need to examine mindless vegetables who are currently blogging. Maybe look at FireDogLake, or that Huffington thing.
NutRoots are already mindless vegetables, a little torture and abuse could only help them.
Well, it would probably result in a marked improvement in the Kos-suckers’ grammar, spelling, punctuation, and coherence, but the quality of the “ideas” and “arguments” would remain the same.
I think Silicon Valley Jim is on to something. If they were turned into a number of different vegetables then they could become a tossed salad.
This would make them infinitely more valuable than they are now.
The only downside is that they seem like they would be bitter, very bitter.
I came in to say exactly that, DesertElephant
I think Silicon Valley Jim is on to something. If they were turned into a number of different vegetables then they could become a tossed salad.
No, you gotta throw them in the can first so they get stir crazy THEN make them vegatables, give ’em electroshock therapy, and now you got STIR FRY!!!
…I know it was stretch…
It might affect their bloggin’ skillz, but not adversely; a chance to become something wholesome might help them to realize that their ideal of national socialism isn’t much different than Germany’s in the early part of the last century.
I think Nazi Germany did a better initial job of masking their anti-semitism, though. And at least they full-on admitted it later. Can we say the same for these empty-calorie & empty-headed human equivalents to a can of Pringles?
If they were turned into onions, bell peppers and celery, I could use them to make jambalaya.
“…that Huffington thing.”
HuffingPOO, there Socates, you might like that better buddy.
No, Nancy Pelosi’s face is stretch.
Their blogging could improve. Jail house “herb” can’t be all that good. The computers we pay for are likely better then the thrift store models they use now.
This assumes they don’t have a complete mental breakdown after being sold to some hairy dude in the Sons of Freedom for two packs of smokes ( and hot even herbal ones at that ).
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Humor & “netiquette” aren’t big on your list of things to master, are they..? Unless you’re a product of Hillary’s “village”.
That would explain the exceptional wittiness…