Obama, Foreign Policy Expert

After Obama meets with Syria and Iran and invades Pakistan (but if something goes wrong and they retaliate with a nuclear strike, rest assured he won’t use nukes back), he’s going to have a luncheon with the President of Canada.
Finally, Obama has his meme. As a comedy writer, I’ve been wanting something to work with on Obama other than his lack of experience, and it’s finally here. Now I can just scan his foreign policy statements each day for new material. Seriously, I’m elated; you don’t know how long I’ve been waiting for a good angle on Obama.
It’s not a $400 haircut, but it will do.