Fred Thompson can pickpocket a ninja.
Archive of entries posted on 8th August 2007
Obama, Foreign Policy Expert
After Obama meets with Syria and Iran and invades Pakistan (but if something goes wrong and they retaliate with a nuclear strike, rest assured he won’t use nukes back), he’s going to have a luncheon with the President of Canada.
Finally, Obama has his meme. As a comedy writer, I’ve been wanting something to work with on Obama other than his lack of experience, and it’s finally here. Now I can just scan his foreign policy statements each day for new material. Seriously, I’m elated; you don’t know how long I’ve been waiting for a good angle on Obama.
It’s not a $400 haircut, but it will do.
