Opposite Day Courtesy the Huffington Post

Just so you know, the reason HuffPo and many other liberals think you Republicans turned against McCain is because he continues to support the war.
Other conclusions Arianna Huffington has reached:
* Why do Americans hate the French? Despite how courageous the French are and their immaculate hygiene, Americans could never get over how bad their wine is.
* Americans dislike of illegal immigration from Mexico stems from their hatred of Mexican food.
* Why do many Americans have problems with Muslims? They’re too nice to the Jews.
* Folks biggest problem with Hillary: She’s not shrill enough and lacks political ambition.
* Reason Michael Vick is currently being lambasted in the news: Americans hate football.
* Up is down. Black is white.

24 Comments

  1. *The real reason Americans hate Barry Bonds is because of his hard worth ethic and cheery demeanor.
    *People hate John Edwards because of his overt masculinity.
    *Voters have turned against Ron Paul because he’s too mainstream.

    • Most MSM reporters are highly trained professionals who can impartially present facts untainted by their personnal views or any political agenda, are subject to (indeed, they welcome) rigorous fact checking and vetting, and would rather lose a “scoop” than be guilty of prsenting unsubstantiated rumor as fact.
    • Women really do think a sense of humor is more important than looks which explains why Carrot Top’s female fans outnumber Russel Crowe’s by a factor of 100.
    • In most cases, no, that dress does not make you look fat.
  2. The US Congress really needs to pony up and increase taxes…a lot…we Americans could really get behind that
    Chris Matthews is so damn neutral it’s just so hard to figure out where he stands!
    Americans hate Helen Thomas because she’s just too damn easy on Republicans and that evil Tony Snow

  3. You know…I looked at the Huffington website for the first time, and, while it has a nice appearance, it’s really a big waste of time. “Cheesecake” comes to mind. It’s really boring! Liberals actually read that bland, diverse junk?? Oatmeal for mush brains.

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