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Let’s meet some more IMAO readers. Today, it’s brandEn.
What’s the story behind your name? It is my name. Just with an emphasis on the part that people misspell. I hate it when people misspell my name.
Where do you live? Coral Springs, Florida (but I’m currently in Orlando for college).
How old are you? 19.
Tell us briefly about yourself. I’m a 2nd year computer engineering student at the University of Central Florida (go Knights!). Sometimes I like to pretend I can take really good pictures. I don’t show them to many people, so my bubble never gets popped. Other times, I like to pretend I’m a superhero. I’m very complex.
I think the moon has been getting closer lately. Does this trouble you? Yes. It means the man in the moon is finally exacting his revenge on the peoples of Earth. God save us if he unleashes his zombie/android/pirate monkeys (he’s had a lot of time to combine things). The only good that’ll come of this is that nuking the moon should become even more popular.
How long have you been reading IMAO? For about 3 years.
What’s your favorite IMAO post? Any that talk about Aquaman getting his butt handed to him by something mundane.
What’s you favorite political issue? Affirmative Action. It’s really easy to taunt it’s supporters. Them: “We support Affirmative Action” Me: “Why? Do you think minorities aren’t good enough to get jobs on their own? RACIST!” And then I laugh and punch them in their dumb monkey faces.
Do you have a website? If so, please tell us briefly about it. No, I’m not cool enough.
[Few are. -Ed.]
If space aliens land in D.C., should we wait to listen to their message of peace or should we kill them immediately? We let them live, but make them replace the current Congress (anything would be an improvement). We, of course, could still hold the threat of death above them to make them perform more to our liking.
If you commented that you want to be included before, you’re still in the running. You can also comment in this post; just make sure you fill in your e-mail on the comment form (only I can see it so you don’t have to worry about getting spam). Eventually we’ll get to everyone. Thanks to everyone who has participated so far!
Good job, Ed. You forgot to close the bold tag and now you page looks like you are just yelling at everyone.
[Why do you assume it was me? Maybe it was Jim. -Ed.]
Apparently, my answers angered him. Quick, I need a virgin to sacrifice to abate his anger!
How about this?
Oh well (on the bold face problem, brandEn – kinda looks like on Friday night, noone’s minding the store – tough night to be featured!). Good luck in your studies and watch out for those “Liberal Arts” professors. Some of them ARE liberal!
//How old are you? 19.//
All these young men posting and conservative too. I feel as giggly as John Edwards…wait…
Spell your name correctly and nobody will have a problem.
but wait…we’ve been told all these years that ALL college students think alike and are liberal dick heads! what gives with this guy? excellent to see a young person who has a brain! keep punching the liberals and good luck with the computer studies! if you want to make some serious jack when you get out, study CRM like SAP. these guys are making a killing right now…
thanks for all the kind words guys.
CFR? Do you mean:
1. The Community of the Franciscans of the Renewal
2. CFR Cluj (Romanian “football” (i.e., soccer) club of the city of Cluj-Napoca)
3. Code of Federal Regulations
4. CFR Corporation (carpet-cleaning branch of Tacony Company)
I gotta say…those Franciscans can be quite nefarious indeed. Thanks for warning us about this grey-robed menace.
Wrong post! Arg! Sorry!
When I was in college, the College Republicans was the most active and controversial group on campus. Whereas many groups prided themselves in their shock-value, the group that really drew a response from the entire campus was CR.
I was liberal back then, but still smart enough to recognize that conservatives were saying some smart things. Indeed, when a gay Republican Congressman spoke to us, his harsh criticism of the left — mocking, for example, their double standards for tolerance and openness — I realized conservatism had far more integrity.