Debate organizers decided there has to be at least a week between debates involving Fred Thompson to allow sufficient time to clean the blood off the walls.
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It will also take surgeons that long to remove the other candidates heads from their asses after Fred Thompson rips them off and stuff them…
In Romney’s and Guiliani’s case, they’re SO flexible on the issues that Fred just makes them bend over and insert their heads. Adding a little duct tape to hold ’em there, Fred makes their Epiphany last foreever.
In John McCain’s case Fred Thompson is going to have to first pull John’s head out of his ass, rip it off and then stuff it back up his ass! It should be fun to watch the blood spurting everywhere! I especially hope Fred drop kicks the moderator!
And in Romney’s case, Fred will have to use a commercial de-greaser to remove the slim in order to get a grip. Then, Fred will re-grease Mitt’s head before forced insertion.
Is Chris Matthews going to moderate? I wish someone would stuff his tie in his mouth to make him stop spraying saliva around and talking over everyone!
If Matthews is the moderator I hope Fred Thompson walks over and extends his right hand and says “Hi, Fred Thompson”…when Chris Mathews stands up Fred kicks him square in the nuts! Fred goes up 30 points in the polls!
Hell, ussjc, people can’t even get close to Mitt without breathing that toxic stuff or having some of his waffling slime rub off on them. Fred should stand on the extreme right next to Hunter as far upstream from Romney as possible.
So the three leading Republican candidates were arguing about who had the best hunting dog so they took them into the woods to see…
First up was Rudy. He picked up 20 sticks, threw them into the woods and said “9/11” fetch. 9/11 brought the 20 sticks back and lined them up 9 sticks and 11 sticks.
Romney was next. He threw out 300 sticks and said “Tabernacle fetch” Tabernacle ran out, grabbed the 300 sticks, brought them back and build an exact replica of the tabernacle in Salt Lake City.
Fred Thompson was last. He said, shit boys stand aside. He picked up one stick and threw it into the woods and said “HillaryHasHairyBalls Fetch” HillaryHasHairyBalls ran into the woods, grabbed the stick, came back buried it, screwed the other two dogs and took the rest of the afternoon off…
It will also take surgeons that long to remove the other candidates heads from their asses after Fred Thompson rips them off and stuff them…
In Romney’s and Guiliani’s case, they’re SO flexible on the issues that Fred just makes them bend over and insert their heads. Adding a little duct tape to hold ’em there, Fred makes their Epiphany last foreever.
BobbyR, you forgot to mention that, to him, a “little duct tape” means only half a case, rather than the full thing…
In John McCain’s case Fred Thompson is going to have to first pull John’s head out of his ass, rip it off and then stuff it back up his ass! It should be fun to watch the blood spurting everywhere! I especially hope Fred drop kicks the moderator!
And in Romney’s case, Fred will have to use a commercial de-greaser to remove the slim in order to get a grip. Then, Fred will re-grease Mitt’s head before forced insertion.
Is Chris Matthews going to moderate? I wish someone would stuff his tie in his mouth to make him stop spraying saliva around and talking over everyone!
If Matthews is the moderator I hope Fred Thompson walks over and extends his right hand and says “Hi, Fred Thompson”…when Chris Mathews stands up Fred kicks him square in the nuts! Fred goes up 30 points in the polls!
BobbyR…someone tell Fred not to light a stogie around Mitt! His head will explode with all the hairspray he wears!
Hell, ussjc, people can’t even get close to Mitt without breathing that toxic stuff or having some of his waffling slime rub off on them. Fred should stand on the extreme right next to Hunter as far upstream from Romney as possible.
Let the bodies hit the flo’
So the three leading Republican candidates were arguing about who had the best hunting dog so they took them into the woods to see…
First up was Rudy. He picked up 20 sticks, threw them into the woods and said “9/11” fetch. 9/11 brought the 20 sticks back and lined them up 9 sticks and 11 sticks.
Romney was next. He threw out 300 sticks and said “Tabernacle fetch” Tabernacle ran out, grabbed the 300 sticks, brought them back and build an exact replica of the tabernacle in Salt Lake City.
Fred Thompson was last. He said, shit boys stand aside. He picked up one stick and threw it into the woods and said “HillaryHasHairyBalls Fetch” HillaryHasHairyBalls ran into the woods, grabbed the stick, came back buried it, screwed the other two dogs and took the rest of the afternoon off…