I thought I had something to say about John, but after seeing him during the debate last night, I can’t remember what it was. He impresses that way.
Oh, yeah, “mindless empty skirt.”
As a youngster, John Edwards once saw a documentary showing natives putting a spike in the ground, then smashing coconuts on it to get to the sweet meat and nectar inside. To this day, this is the method John uses to eat cream puffs.
For years, John Edwards has harbored a secret crush on the Olsen Twins.
….and I would KILL to be that thin!!!
Not to mention his jealousy that they got to hang out with John Stamos and Johnny says ‘He’s sooooo dreamy….’
I assumed he had a crush on the Nelson twins.
Apparently one of those anorexic little monkeys has been seen with Lance Armstrong… now Edwards is REALLY jealous
Darn it, Gunz, I was going to say: Now john Edwards has a crush on Lance Armstrongs single.
I thought I had something to say about John, but after seeing him during the debate last night, I can’t remember what it was. He impresses that way.
Oh, yeah, “mindless empty skirt.”
As a youngster, John Edwards once saw a documentary showing natives putting a spike in the ground, then smashing coconuts on it to get to the sweet meat and nectar inside. To this day, this is the method John uses to eat cream puffs.
Now, now. John Edwards won’t eat cream puffs…they go right to his thighs.