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  1. During one of her early campaign stops, there was a chilling moment when one of her aides took her aside and explained to her: “Mrs. Clinton, they are holding up their babies for you to kiss.” All charges were dropped,suits settled out of court and witnesses eliminated per SOP.

  2. There used to be more deliberate misspellings of Hillary’s name here. Ex:
    Hillary Rotten Clinton
    Hellary Clinton
    Hillary Clitton
    Hillarious Clinton
    HillBilly Clinton
    (and so forth…)
    Have we become more respectful lately?

  3. So this is the question that has to be asked. How do you know how big her thighs are? Not that I have any problem with any berating of Hitlery but still. Is this something anyone should really know?
    Oh and Vince should have seen it coming. He was a big boy and had been involved with them for years. Carpet fiber on his suit! I’m sure he rolled around on the floor of the car for a couple of hours before he put a bullet through his brain.
    The Clintons make the Medici’s and Bourgia’s look like the Brady bunch. Lady MacBeth indeed, she’s also the prototype for the three witches. “By the pricking of my thumbs something wicked this way comes….” cackle, cackle, cackle.

  4. “We will be known forever by the tracks we leave.”
    Dakota Indians
    Hilery-cleenton’s tracks are those of a skunk.
    I spewed on that one. Secretary tried to give me Heimlich. Or something along the lines of:
    Thighs of Thunder, or maybe Lies with Liar?

  5. Back to seanmahair’s question: there have been some pictures of her from the rear lately. And, Oh.My.God. Those are the most monstrous turkey sticks ever to run for President. And the butt they’re attached couldn’t fit into a standard American oven. If she sat on ussjimmycarter, she’d completely cover him – and she’s gonna have to the way he’s going.

  6. A new study has been proven via scientific consensus! (…or anecdotal evidence, – whichever is MORE significant to YOU..)
    * The heat generated from the friction of Hillary Clinton’s massive, wooly, thunderous thighs is a key contributor of Global Warming.

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