I had this amazing dream last night. It was some kind of presidential debate except it was also a barbecue. And on the way to the bathroom I got stuck in the hallway between Fred! and Hillary.
They were chatting at first about their friends and families, and then Fred said something about someone saving up for college, at which point Hillary went crazy because there were OBVIOUSLY three things wrong with that statement.
1. That someone could be saving enough money away to go to college obviously means she’s not being taxed enough.
2. Everyone else is obviously not being taxed enough because this person seems to have to save her own money to go to college.
3. Letting that money just sit there in the bank is wrong because (some kindergarten Marxist explanation I can’t remember)
I then butted in and cursed Hillary, turning her into a goat.
Fred! then smiled at me and said, “Y’know. I just might have a few job openings next January. Call me some time if you’re interested.” Then he disappeared around a corner.
Too bad it was just a dream.
I need to get my eyes checked. At first glance I thought it said “Book of Revulsions”
“…One ring to rule them all, and in the Congress bind them.”
If asked about Hillary’s bid, THAT’S how Tolkien would have worded it.
hahaha she is definitely the anti-christ…. =)
-The Rat.
Are you sure John Edwards isn’t mentioned? I thought there was something about a mistress…
Isn’t she also mentioned in the Oprahnomicon?
The antichrist can never rise to power while Hillary is around…even he is terrified of her evil…
I had this amazing dream last night. It was some kind of presidential debate except it was also a barbecue. And on the way to the bathroom I got stuck in the hallway between Fred! and Hillary.
They were chatting at first about their friends and families, and then Fred said something about someone saving up for college, at which point Hillary went crazy because there were OBVIOUSLY three things wrong with that statement.
1. That someone could be saving enough money away to go to college obviously means she’s not being taxed enough.
2. Everyone else is obviously not being taxed enough because this person seems to have to save her own money to go to college.
3. Letting that money just sit there in the bank is wrong because (some kindergarten Marxist explanation I can’t remember)
I then butted in and cursed Hillary, turning her into a goat.
Fred! then smiled at me and said, “Y’know. I just might have a few job openings next January. Call me some time if you’re interested.” Then he disappeared around a corner.
Too bad it was just a dream.
You mean you turned Shrillary into a different kind of goat?
Yeah. With a beard instead of a Stalin ‘Stache.
“Too bad it was just a dream.”
Just about made my day with that story.