Fred Thompson has a list of some of his principles at his blog, the Fred File. It’s not a complete list, though, and here are some more principles exclusive to IMAO:
The Environment. For too long, we have yielded to the forces of natures. Instead, the nature should bend to our will. We must tame it like a beast as use it as yet another tool to destroy our enemies. If nature will not yield to us, then it must be destroyed starting with the sun.
Space Exploration. We lay claim to all the universe. We must continue to explore space to see if any life forms are occupying our property and punish them.
Border Security. America deserves a giant wall on both borders made from human bones.
Military Technology. We need weapons that launch fireballs at our enemies. Enemies of America deserve to be hit with fireballs.
Foreign Countries. Foreign countries are an affront to our sovereignty. Their mere existence suggests that someone would prefer to live somewhere else than the U.S. For this blasphemy, we must destroy all foreign countries and punish those who support them.
Education. Children are stupid. Someone needs to do something about that or I will destroy them.
Terrorism. We must make our enemies know that Allah is not nearly powerful enough to protect them from our wrath.
Military Technology. We need weapons that launch fireballs at our enemies. Enemies of America deserve to be hit with fireballs.
Can we include Monkey Faced Liberals in this category?
Is Fred Thompson Donald Rumsfeld’s twin? How about doppelganger? If the latter, which one is the evil one?
Can we include Monkey Faced Liberals in this category?
“Enemies of America” Can we include Monkey Faced Liberals in this category?
“Enemies of America” <– That includes them, does it not?
This is quite possibly the best Fred Thompson post ever. And the funniest.
Border Security. America deserves a giant wall on both borders made from human bones.
Yes!! I like that. Can we start with a pilot project where we build a giant wall on the San Francisco/San Mateo county border?
Military Technology. We need weapons that launch fireballs at our enemies. Enemies of America deserve to be hit with fireballs.
This is a great way to get border security:
Border Security. America deserves a giant wall on both borders made from human bones.
Border Security. America deserves a giant wall on both borders made from human bones.
Can we get monkey faced liberals to contribute to this wall?
This just verifies that Fred Thompson has seen 300 proving his outstanding citizenship and patriotic bearings, plus he looks like John Wayne. This man better be president soon or I might have to let Moonbunny go live in Austrailia.
On what has otherwise been a totally sucky day here for me, this one made me laugh out loud. I honestly LOL-ed. At work. Gotta watch that.
“the nature should bend to our will. We must tame it like a beast”
Sounds too much like the old USSR, where we used to bend rivers – in fact, the phrase “tame the nature” was often used by the Communist Party folks.
If Fred Thompson destroys the sun wont that make nuking the moon looke even more spectacular?
I think a special mention should be made about the Environment and mining:
“Earth First! We’ll strip mine the rest of the planets later!”
Fred Thompson also believes that anything that any other country has that might benefit us in the US is really ours anyway and either they shall give it up voluntarily or we shall take it by force…which is what we really prefer because we have a kick ass military and lots of fun military toys for Fred to play with…
Military Technology. We need weapons that launch fireballs at our enemies. Enemies of America deserve to be hit with fireballs.
Holy MOLY!! If Fred Thompson is a 10th level spellcaster, that’s like 600 points of damage.
Senator Fred Thompson is the only major candidate that gets it. He makes decisions based on principles. Principles don’t change. You have to stand for something and not change who you are based on the polls. That is what Mitt Romney and Rudy Giuliani have done and all of the Democrats do it. Give me a leader that will stand by his principles anyday versus someone that stands for everything.
I know many, many Republicans that will stay home if Rudy Giuliani is the candidate. He does not represent our values as Conservatives, and never will. Mitt Romney is a RINO (though a very nice man) that simply has everything else and nothing to do. “I guess I’ll just try to buy the presidency”. Conservatives will simply stay home and the Democrats will pick up additional seats in the House and probably get the 60 seats in the Senate they need to completely destroy our Country. Nice picture huh?
However, I think Fred can bring America back together, if that’s even possible. America needs a rebirth of patriotism and honor. Republicans also need a rebirth. President Reagan was our last rebirth and he can never be duplicated. Fred Thompson will bring his own down-to-earth common sense to this Country and strength back to our party. A little of the good old days of faith and family would do well for this Country. If a Conservative runs as a Conservative, he will win!
Think of it this way: Eight years of another Clinton White House? Now if that is not a sufficient enough reason to pull together as a party, as a Country, and fight this socialist liberal takeover of our government, what is? It is not impossible to take back the House and the Senate. We are winning in Iraq–they know it. The best they can do now is stop our progress and choose defeat, just like they did during Vietnam. We lost because Congress chose defeat. History repeats itself when not learned from.
Folks, we are in for the fight of our lives, just as our young men and women are fighting for our freedoms in Iraq and Afghanistan, we must fight for our Country right here and now! I truly believe Fred Thompson is the one man who can pull this party and nation back together! Rudy Giuliani will just tear us apart as a party. Liberal is liberal every day of the week.
Really tick off the leftist democrats and contribute to Fred Thompson: https://www.fred08.com/contribute.aspx?RefererID=c637caaa-315c-4b4c-9967-08d864cd0791
You know what launches really awesome fireballs?
-Nuclear missiles.
We have them, don’t we?
Fred Thompson will issue his first Executive Order…Any prick Senator or House member that stands up and starts talking about a radio or tv personality shall immediately be taken out by Capital Hill Security and repeatedly tased…Bro’…
“Terrorism. We must make our enemies know that Allah is not nearly powerful enough to protect them from our wrath.”
Man. If only someone would actually have the balls to say this….
Terrorism. We must make our enemies know that Allah is not nearly powerful enough to protect them from our wrath.
Our nation should be dedicated to this premise entirely. And any fool of a Senator or Congressman or presidential wannabe who doesn’t agree should make the acquaintance of the fools at Gitmo – for 6-12 months!