Project Valour-IT 2007 Fundraising Competition

It’s time once again to prove which is the best branch of the military by seeing who can first reach their fundraising goal for Project Valour-IT who supplies voice activated laptops for injured troops. I’m pretty sure the Marines are the best branch (despite having my idiot brother an officer) so I’m supporting them.

The Marines are the best because their specialty is just killing evil foreigners. They’ll go by land, by sea, or by air to kill whoever is in need of a killing. One day they expect to kill people in space (when there are more foreigners there). The Marines slogan is “Neither rain, nor sleet, nor snow will keep us from hunting you down, bitch.” They’re that dedicated to the important cause of less foreigners.

So please donate. There could be an injured troops right now who can’t access IMAO. That is wrong.

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