Silly Ronin- ninjas don’t have pockets; they have cool pouches & satchels. But I bet Fred could pick those just as easily.
Did any of you see the first ‘Ninja Scroll’? Man, that was a cool flick. Having Fred Thompson in it would have made it even better.
Fred would never pick a pocket. If he need something from a ninja he would just turn him upside down and shake him until all of his important objects fell out ( wallet, keys, heart, liver, bladder ect.)
Of course he would never do anything like that because he is a gentleman and a scholar as well as practically perfect in every way.
Anyone catch the rerun of Fred Thompson’s appearance on Roseanne, aired last night on Nick? I’m sure he won a boatload of Emmys for his performance. Nick would probably air it every night if it didn’t violate some election rule designed to limit Fred’s exposure and give all of the non-Fred Thompsons a false sense of hope that they can win in ’08.
Well, John Edwards can also pickpocket a ninja, with his sooooo soft hands. But it seems he gets caught when his hand stays just a little bit too long.
He can, but he doesn’t.
Cos he has enough money.
The only thing there cannot be enough of is ammo, and ninjas apart from cowboy ninjas or Jew ninjas don’t carry guns.
Fred Thompson “can” pickpocket a ninja…but he is never forced to because Ninjas see him coming and simply turn over all their goods and commit ritual suicide!
What a masterful, masterful man….
Impossible. I leave no ninja’s alive to pickpocket. I make em walk the plank, arrrrrr.
He always leaves with the wallet in the right hand and their heart in the left.
Silly Ronin- ninjas don’t have pockets; they have cool pouches & satchels. But I bet Fred could pick those just as easily.
Did any of you see the first ‘Ninja Scroll’? Man, that was a cool flick. Having Fred Thompson in it would have made it even better.
Fred would never pick a pocket. If he need something from a ninja he would just turn him upside down and shake him until all of his important objects fell out ( wallet, keys, heart, liver, bladder ect.)
Of course he would never do anything like that because he is a gentleman and a scholar as well as practically perfect in every way.
Anyone catch the rerun of Fred Thompson’s appearance on Roseanne, aired last night on Nick? I’m sure he won a boatload of Emmys for his performance. Nick would probably air it every night if it didn’t violate some election rule designed to limit Fred’s exposure and give all of the non-Fred Thompsons a false sense of hope that they can win in ’08.
Well, John Edwards can also pickpocket a ninja, with his sooooo soft hands. But it seems he gets caught when his hand stays just a little bit too long.
He can, but he doesn’t.
Cos he has enough money.
The only thing there cannot be enough of is ammo, and ninjas apart from cowboy ninjas or Jew ninjas don’t carry guns.
Fred Thompson “can” pickpocket a ninja…but he is never forced to because Ninjas see him coming and simply turn over all their goods and commit ritual suicide!