The Republican base still isn’t energized for the 2008 elections, so I thought I’d be helpful and throw out some ideas to the Republican leadership to get their base pumped and ready:
* Just because there are people standing next to each other while speaking doesn’t mean there’s a debate. Use new debate rules where the winner is the first to draw blood.
* In preparation for a national consumption tax, turn the IRS headquarters into a giant bonfire.
* Tell everyone there is a gold coin surgically hidden in a terrorists skull in America. First person to crack open the right terrorist’s head and find the coin wins one million dollars.
* Kidnap the leaders of Mexico and force them to dance for America’s amusement.
* Leave Harry Reid beaten unconscious in an alley with a “Vote Republican” sign hanging from his neck.
* Give people a more active way to support the troops, such as overturning and setting on fire the cars of liberal college professors.
* Paint the White House red. Announce it now has its “war paint” on.
* If Democrats bring up annoying or useless bills, do tase them, bro.
* Wear power ties.
* Paint the White House red. Announce it now has its “war paint” on.
With blood? If so, whose blood?
“If Democrats bring up annoying or useless bills, do tase them, bro.”
Just tasing Democrats or Ron Paul for the hell of it sounds like a better idea.
Give people a more active way to support the troops, such as overturning and setting on fire the cars of liberal college professors.
You can get away with that already. Just pretend you’re a hate-filled lefty protesting, say, the fact that the doughnuts in the cafeteria have trans-fats.
Have Hillary moderate the next Republican debate.
My main energizing focus is the term “Madam President” and a mental picture of Queen Hitlery. That all the energizing necessary for me to get my lazy butt out to vote.
C’mon now- calling her “Queen Hitlery” is sinking to the same level as the kos kids and their “Bushitler” refrain.
“Ol’ Thunder Thighs,” however, avoids hyperbole and adds a down-home red-state tone.
Remind them that Democrats consider “guns” to be the arms of weightlifters and would restrict them to men (or possibly women) with shrunken testicles and no body hair. In other words, neo-coms.
Every week from now until election day take one liberal news media type, rip his/her head off and shove it up his/her ass! Start with Chrissy Mathews
Fred Thompson calls him “Christopher.” That’s definitely more respectful – right before he does what ussjimmycarter suggests!
Hmm… force liberals to eat some of the ‘art’ thay’ve made us pay for via NEA.
How about at the next debate, have Ward Churchill hanging by his ankles and determine who gets to answer the question by who hits him with a steel hammer first.
If conservatives screw this up and let the socialists win I’m leaving and taking my gun toting state with me…
Alrighty then. You’d be having a lot of out-of-staters immigrate to Texas. Would we be legal immigrants if we brought lots of guns?
For the next debate, we strap “Herself” to a guiateen and ask other democratic candidates questions. Every time they get one wrong, we pull a pin out and she is one step closer to…well…shouldn’t take longer than 15 minutes!
Or we just tase her nipples every time they miss…
the answer is vote. and make all your friends, cousins, associates, dogs, cats, and aardvarks vote. also watch the dems at polling places for things like fraud…and now that Sandy Burglar is an adviser of Hillary’s, you might want to look for bulges in their shorts, socks, and under their jackets to make sure there are no conservative “votes” leaving the building.
you might want to look for bulges in their shorts, socks, and under their jackets…
Dunno – if I saw a bulge in a Democrat’s shorts, I’d run like hell.
Old Geezer… if Travis can let guys from Tennessee come and fight in the Alamo with their own guns I don’t see why I can’t do the same. Welcome aboard!!!
Thanks for that. I’ll bring extras if and when. You can put me in charge of old geezers.
//”If Democrats bring up annoying or useless bills, do tase them, bro.” //
You know, this sounds like a feasible idea for election reform. Make all our civil servants wear electro shock collars and everytime they say something stupid like “raise taxes” they get a bad jolt. That way, we’ll know which ones are SERIOUS about being servants.
I think public spankings for the ones that have been caught doing stupid stuff should be the norm as well.
put a bunch of hippies outside the voting booths so you can punch them as you go in. what better way to get people to go?