How do you spin falling violence in Iraq into a negative. This is how.
Whoever wrote that news report should win an award. That took some real creativity. IMAO takes our hats off to you.
How do you spin falling violence in Iraq into a negative. This is how.
Whoever wrote that news report should win an award. That took some real creativity. IMAO takes our hats off to you.
LOL, that was hilarious! Quick, shoot somebody to help the grave digger unemployment rate!
that is a special talent
In other news, a sharp decline in child rapists has lead to a layoff of social services employees.
“I always think of the increasing and decreasing of the rapes,” said Jane Smith, 23, one of more than 100 workers who specialize in child rape cases. “People want more and more money, and I am one of them, but most of the workers in this field don’t talk frankly, because they wish for more rapists, to earn more and more.”
As George Will once said, you have to be an intellectual to say something that mind-bogglingly stupid.
This just in.
al Qaeda recruiters hit speed bump as emotional zealotry cools. Hardest hit are families of would be suicide bombers who will not be receiving highly prized payouts. Analysts blame peace and safety for lull.
This sounds like something you’d read on The Onion. Parody and satire are now offically dead. Maybe the Iraqi gravediggers can make a little money burying them.
Effin’ wow.
Won’t someone please think of the Grave Diggers?!?!?
Jesus, how does this qualify as news again? And why do we care about Cemetery workers anyway? I say, let them starve, then they’ll have more people to bury. Freaking unbelievable.
We have breaking news!
Car accidents decrease, much to the distaste of auto repair shops and trial attorneys.
WTF? Come on…can these people not twist something?
I keep wondering if the 4 special correspondents for the story were the 4 men carrying the casket.
dear god
please give me a sign that that was a joke news artical amen
Absolutely the funniest thing I’ve seen for quite some time! Laugh out loud funny!
Obviously this is Bush and Cheney’s fault…dammit! What next, complaints that guys that sell amputation saws are going out of business…or that since we took down Sadaam the merchants that sold thumb-screws, racks and the always handy bed-of-nails are really having a tough time!
This must be related to the shortage of .223 ammo we were hearing about. Time for everybody to set up their reloading presses to help the cause of killing terizts and feeding morticians.
This illegal, immoral war has always been a thinly veiled attack on the cemetary workers of Iraq. When Bush’s daddy went in the first time, the cemetary workers didn’t respond in the manner that Bush Sr. requested, so Jr. had to go in to teach them a lesson…all the while lying about WMD’s and oil.
You’d think that it might have helped asking these folks for the numbers while they were there. The press has been so wild about the number of civilian deaths in Iraq.
That article has gross details. But, do they re-use caskets? Gross. Oh, I mean, how green…
That was Harvey, wasn’t it?
Harvey, how did you get Yahoo! to print that?
THINK OF THE TERRIBLE DOWNWARD RIPPLE THIS WILL HAVE IN THE IRAQI ECONOMY–SALES OF SHOVELS WILL DWINDLE, HURTING THE HARDWARE STORES (?) AND CAUSING THE LAYOFF OF SHOVEL MAKERS. MORTICIANS WILL BE OUT OF WORK; PEOPLE MAKING ALL BLACK MOURNING BURKAS AND THE CLOTH WILL HAVE TO GO ON FOODSTAMPS. BOMBMAKERS WILL LAY OFF THEIR ASSISTANTS BECAUSE OF THE DROP IN THE DEMAND FOR BOMBS— FEWER BOMBS WILL BE NEEDED SINCE WITH FEWER TRAVELERS, THE BOMBS THEY PUT ON THE ROAD TO THE CEMETARY WILL SIT LONGER BEFORE THEY DETONATE. AND ON AND ON…. OH, THE HUMANITY.
From the point of view of the grave diggers, lack of work could induce suicide. But they’d have nobody to dig their graves.
See? Nobody cares!
Oh. my. word.
Now that’s some interesting irony…grave diggers start to commit suicide and then there’s no more grave diggers! Fun stuff in a society that worships death!
I hear the gravediggers union has just endorsed John Edwards for President and have unveiled their new slogan:
Edwards – take the troops away
We need to dig more graves today!
I have no response to that.
Iraqi grave diggers for Hillary! She will bring about change which will insure our future!