Fred’s first campaign promise entails the ritual burning of a hippie for every confirmed kill by our armed forces.
(He will of course continue the crowbar treatment of liberals as that is a personal tribute and not a policy initiative)
As clarification, it must be noted that Fred Thompson does not need the crowbar to beat monkey-faced hippies, he just likes the distinctive sound it makes.
I feel the need to comment. But I don’t know what to say except I really want to see some “eloquent anger” from Senator Thompson REAL SOON NOW. We are going down the tubes.
You know that “death ray” the military is working on? It’s really Fred Thompson staring through a pair of binoculars. It’s like burning ants with a magnifying glass.
After beating each hippy Fred Thompson impales the hippy on the crowbar, using them as decorations on the scaffolding built of crowbars, upon which the troops are supported.
As a former Marine, I REALLY appreciate Senator Thompson’s support … and how he shows it.
This is beyond comment. To perfect. NO ONE DARE COMMENT ANYMORE!
Fred’s first campaign promise entails the ritual burning of a hippie for every confirmed kill by our armed forces.
(He will of course continue the crowbar treatment of liberals as that is a personal tribute and not a policy initiative)
Fred Thompson doesn’t need to use the crowbar… he does it because no liberal is worthy of being touched by him.
As clarification, it must be noted that Fred Thompson does not need the crowbar to beat monkey-faced hippies, he just likes the distinctive sound it makes.
As should we all. The crowbar to liberal’s face ratio is way too low in this country.
As further clarification, it must be noted that “monkey-faced” and “hippies” was intentionally redundant on purpose. And so was that, too.
And I agree, this thread does not need any comments in this thread, so you should all stop commenting now.
He should show his support for the military and firefighters by beating him with a Halligan.
I feel the need to comment. But I don’t know what to say except I really want to see some “eloquent anger” from Senator Thompson REAL SOON NOW. We are going down the tubes.
You know that “death ray” the military is working on? It’s really Fred Thompson staring through a pair of binoculars. It’s like burning ants with a magnifying glass.
Fred Thompson puts baby in a corner.
After beating each hippy Fred Thompson impales the hippy on the crowbar, using them as decorations on the scaffolding built of crowbars, upon which the troops are supported.
Wow, all this time I too have been supporting the troops and didn’t even know it! Sweet!