Hillary Clinton has a twin in the mirror universe named Clillarly Hinton. Oddly enough, she is also evil but has a less pronounced goatee.
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Her other-dimension counterpart is Jilliam Clefferson Binton, and he comes with a pair of testicles & a strong sense of moral obligation. Also, he’s non-greasy and fiercely monogamous.
In that other dimension, they too had a daughter & not only was she a jaw-dropping hottie, but she also wasn’t secretly ashamed to be their offspring.
Heaven forbid there should be “multiverses” as many physicists suggest because that would imply an infite number of Hillary’s (should that be “Hillaries?”). All the variations would be called “Hillary Spaces” (play on the phrase “Hilbert spaces” for you technical types).
And the phrase “Don’t go there” would become “Don’t go there … and there … and there … and there…
I’m sorry you can’t see that Hillary Rodham is a good person and a good feminist. Why do men alwys hate women who want power? This is a big DOUBLE STANDARD. Time to replace the patriachy. White men need to die and Hillary is the one to help this along.
Now THAT was funny.
Tell ya what, Patty. Come to Albuquerque & kill me first. You don’t even need a weapon; just start talking… That’ll really validate that whole “bored to death” phrase some people use when listening to a tool.
Actually, it’s not just guys that don’t want Hillary, and to assume that a woman would vote for her BECAUSE she’s also female is…is…kinda mindless. After all, aren’t feminists all about women being able to make their own choices? Or is it just about women being able to choose ONLY the left side of the aisle?
Feminism = racism? Patty, I’m fairly certain that being a good feminist does not include being a good racist. The last feminist I had to tear apart certainly treated all men, regardless of race, as equals–although she quickly learned how wrong she was. Sure, she thought we were all beneath her, but that is far more tolerable than reducing one race below others. Unless you view non-white men as your equals. But I’m betting you don’t have the balls to do that, either.
Her other-dimension counterpart is Jilliam Clefferson Binton, and he comes with a pair of testicles & a strong sense of moral obligation. Also, he’s non-greasy and fiercely monogamous.
In that other dimension, they too had a daughter & not only was she a jaw-dropping hottie, but she also wasn’t secretly ashamed to be their offspring.
Actually, the Hillary in the mirror universe is really nice, really hot, has a great sense of humor and loves America. We’ve got the evil one.
Heaven forbid there should be “multiverses” as many physicists suggest because that would imply an infite number of Hillary’s (should that be “Hillaries?”). All the variations would be called “Hillary Spaces” (play on the phrase “Hilbert spaces” for you technical types).
And the phrase “Don’t go there” would become “Don’t go there … and there … and there … and there…
And that’s the real reason Silky Pony is running against Hillary – one day she snuck into his office and stole his make-up to cover up her goatee.
I’m sorry you can’t see that Hillary Rodham is a good person and a good feminist. Why do men alwys hate women who want power? This is a big DOUBLE STANDARD. Time to replace the patriachy. White men need to die and Hillary is the one to help this along.
Patricia,
Congrats on summarizing feminism.
Now THAT was funny.
Tell ya what, Patty. Come to Albuquerque & kill me first. You don’t even need a weapon; just start talking… That’ll really validate that whole “bored to death” phrase some people use when listening to a tool.
Actually, it’s not just guys that don’t want Hillary, and to assume that a woman would vote for her BECAUSE she’s also female is…is…kinda mindless. After all, aren’t feminists all about women being able to make their own choices? Or is it just about women being able to choose ONLY the left side of the aisle?
Feminism = racism? Patty, I’m fairly certain that being a good feminist does not include being a good racist. The last feminist I had to tear apart certainly treated all men, regardless of race, as equals–although she quickly learned how wrong she was. Sure, she thought we were all beneath her, but that is far more tolerable than reducing one race below others. Unless you view non-white men as your equals. But I’m betting you don’t have the balls to do that, either.