Q. Do liberals love America as much as normal people?
A. No. They hate America. Every time America succeeds, they gnash their teeth and stomp their feet in impotent rage — their favorite kind of rage.
Q. Why do they hate America?
A. The greatness of America reminds them of how small and petty they are. Rugged individualism makes their fragile collectivism look pathetic. Also, liberals are just evil, vile creatures. And they smell. They’re unpatriotic, smelly people.
Q. If they hate America so much, why don’t they just leave?
A. They’re lazy, and flying is annoying and expensive these days. It’s much easier to stay and parasitically suck off the accomplishments of their betters whom they despise. Plus, they’re afraid another country might expect them to get an actual job.
Q. If they hate America, why do they want to be in charge?
A. It’s the best way to destroy America and make the people they despise suffer. Every morning they wake up rubbing their tiny hands together as they envision how much they can make Americans suffer when they’re in control.
Q. If they control America, will they stop hating it?
A. No, because it will still be full of what liberals hate the most: Americans. They will do all they can to break the spirit of Americans so they will no longer feel so small.
Q. I thought they wanted power to help poor people or some such crap?
A. No, they look down on and despise poor people just as much as anyone else. All of the talk of helping the oppressed is just a cover to their hating America and wanting to destroy it. A choice between making Americans suffer and helping people is no choice at all.
Q. Why don’t liberals wear American flag pins?
A. Simple answer is because the American flag symbolizes what liberals hate more than anything: America. Also, it leaves less room for buttons proclaiming their hatred of all things American.
Q. Do liberals support the troops?
A. Not the American ones. American troops willing joined the military to fight to preserve the greatness of America, and thus liberals hate them more than life itself. They’re is nothing they hate more than the troops.
Q. If liberals hate America so much, why do they get so touchy when they think someone is questioning their patriotism?
A. Because deep down they know they are wretched creatures for hating so great a country. When they lash out at those they perceive to be questioning their patriotism, they’re actually lashing out against themselves. You get yourselves, liberals! You make you pay!
Q. If it’s so obvious that liberals hate America, why don’t more people question their patriotism?
A. Because questioning patriotism is wrong. And before you take me out of context, I’m not questioning the patriotism of any liberals. I’m just writing words and stuff.