NEW YORK (AP) – After Senator Harry Reid publicly criticized radio talk show host Rush Limbaugh of “spew[ing] hate and impugn[ing] the integrity of our troops” for calling phony soldier Jesse MacBeth a “phony soldier”, Air America radio talk show hostess Randi Rhodes called Reid a “phony Democrat”.
 |
“What the hell is Reid doing, sticking up for those murdering, baby-rapist, cold-blooded killers that Bushitler has rampaging through Iraq?” an incredulous Rhodes asked. “How DARE he imply that it’s ok for non-rethuglicans to say even a single word in favor of the miscreant mercenaries fighting Chimpy McLiar’s illegal, unilateral war for oil!”
“Reid is a phony Democrat, and he certainly isn’t representative of MY Democratic party,” continued the near-ratingsless radio personality, adjusting her drool cup and hockey helmet. “MY Democrats are opposed to the racism, hatred, killing and violence that happens to innocent brown people who deliberately target women and children. All we want is for the world to come together in peace and understanding, except for Army officers who should all be fragged by their troops.”
Senator Reid’s office responded to the questioning of his lib street cred with the following press release:
“Wasn’t he Ozzy’s guitarist? I thought he was dead.”
“Rhodes tells phony “White Wizard” Saruman that Rohan is the Uruk-hai’s Vietnam.”
Damn you Frank, I about peed myself.
Sorry Harvey!!
Frank, quit taking credit for Harvey’s jokes. It’s all your fault.
See? It’s these phony bloggers who are the problem. They take a good story and fictionalize it so when you quote the fictionalized story, you look stupid.
At least they’re better than chickenbloggers, but not much.
The best part of this is that I am still not sure if those quotes from Rhodes are genuine, or a FrankJ fabrication.
If Rhodes didn’t say it, you can damn well imagine someone at HuffPo or Kos did.
Harvey! You……guy! (wagging finger-shaking head)
You almost had me! Here’s your hook back. Nice job.
Every time I see a pic of Rhodes, I get an image of some drunken loudmouth leftard in a bar trying to wax philosophical, only to end the evening on her knees in the men’s room stall…
I’m not trying to be rude, but she really reminds me of a woman I saw acting like that. And given Rhodes propensity for drinking & trash-talking, that may not be far from reality.
Hook.
Line.
Sinker…………And here I was thinking Randi had suffered a stroke. Evil man.
And, in other news, Saruman has responded to the Uruk Hai allegations that they were not provided with sufficient body armor to protect them from the Ents.
Saruman replied, “Hey, you go to war with the Orcs you have.”
(And, yes, I AM a LOTR Uber Geek…”
KeithP
Wait now… Frank keeps taking credit for Harvey’s work in the comments, it appears. Does that mean FrankJ is a phoney Harvey?
Cut it out!
That’s Brittany Spears.
I don’t know, she kinda DOES look like Randy Rhoads….
Why he’s hanging out with Edgar Winter is beyond me.
Raving – Although I would make a good alter ego for Frank (being a bearded atheist to his baby-faced Catholic), I’m sorry to report that at least a dozen people have seen us in the same room at the same time.
Randi Rhodes? Who the hell is that? Goes to show you how much influence she has in the world of high-powered medical practices here in the good old U S of A. Go back in you Air America cardboard box transmitting with tinfoil and that E.T. record player.