Just when you thought there was nothing worse than a puppy blender, look what a reader found while in Iraq:
“If we drink the joooos, we’ll get their power!”
That’s right: An Iraqi is converting Jews into a citrus flavored beverage. Anyone who thinks things are improving in Iraq, explain the joos box to me!
(thanks to LCpl Tucker for the photo)
I’m glad that I was done with my coffee… That’s some funny shiite.
I’m no cannibal… I’ll stick to Coke Zero for breakfast.
Finally, it’s something that all Iraqis can drink to! Peace to Iraq through union of hatred of Joos!
Soilent Green is PEOPLE!!!
Well, looks like a drink made from low-hanging fruit Jooos to me.
Proposed slogan: ‘The King of the juice!’
Yeah, it’s full of Jewy goodness, but is it freshly squeezed?
Now get me a joos box, bee-otch.
And you thought they just made good soap!
OMG! Bunkerboy is going to hell for that one.
Wyz foto funee? Loox fien. Sidez, I luv joos fur breckfust. Yummi!
If a terrorist sticks a straw in one of those, does a real live Mossad agent pop out and shoot him? ‘Cuz if that’s true, then let’s get a case of those sent to Al Qaeda in Iraq headquarters.
I can hear the Paul-bots whimpering in their basement lairs at the thought of a box of pure, concentrated Joooooooooooooooooooooooooooos!
I laughed so hard I shot water out of my nose!
To Mark H’s proposed slogan: funny…but I’m afraid you’ve now been doomed to hell for blasphemy. LOL!
Actually, “The King of The Juice” is the official motto of Michael Jackson’s favorite drink Jesus Juice…