August 26, 2007
Daily John Edwards Fabulous Fact
The new Transformers movie features a character based on John Edwards - a can of hairspray that turns into a compact.
John Edwards keeps a makeup kit in each of his four pants' pockets. Each of those can transform into a comb.
John Edwards wears a pantyliner to bed, in case one of his Teddy Bears, "accidentally" decides to tickle him in his sleep.
Also, when it transforms, it doesn't make cool robot noises... it makes a sound best described as butterflies giggling.
When he hears butterflies giggling, he strokes his hair and cries softly.
Like McGyver, John Edwards has the knowledge to do amazing things with next to nothing. Unfortunately creating makeup from flowers and hair ties from shoe laces doesn't have the same effect as bombs from household chemicals and helicopters from left over car parts...
You guys need to lighten up a little on "Bath House John" and begin concentrating a little more on Osama bin Obama and Hillary "Code Pink" Clinton...heh heh heh
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