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March 29, 2007
The Choir Is Demoralized; Someone Needs to Preach to the Them!
Posted by Frank J. at 02:07 PM | View blog reactions
Fred Thompson, though, is all about red meat. That sort of commentary may seem easy to come by in the blogosphere, but how often do we see it in our politicians? Even though Fred Thompson may only be saying things we already know, it's such a joyous thing to see this said by someone who may be running for president and actually has a chance to win. What demoralized conservatives need right now is red meat, and Fred Thompson is a butcher with a blood-stained apron. Now, I'm not saying Fred Thompson is the best thing since sliced bread; I'm just saying he's the best thing since bread. In fact, he's better than bread. If the devil had tempted Jesus to turn stone into Fred Thompson, Jesus would have no response because man can live on Fred Thompson alone. Comments
And what makes Fred Thopson a better preacher than Duncan Hunter, may I ask? I haven't heard Fred's stance on illegal immigration (12-20 million illegals here already) and immigration in general. It would be a good question to pose for him also :what does he thin about T. Kennedy's immigration act of 1965. I think it is long overdue for revision. Even Chuck Norris knows that Fred's better than bread. Posted by: beloml on March 29, 2007 02:49 PMHas Fred mentioned how he plans to put J00s in Space yet? What about free carbine upgrades for the poor?? Hippy Offset Purchases? Or is he so bad ass, that these issues cower before him and resolve themselves?? Posted by: Ringmaster on March 29, 2007 02:49 PM"What demoralized conservatives need right now is red meat, and Fred Thompson is a butcher with a blood-stained apron." What about Fred Thompson as president and Oklahoma's former U.S. Rep J C Watts as vp? Posted by: Chris on March 29, 2007 03:46 PMWE'D vote for him. Hell, we took a poll, and decided we'd kill for him. We're loading up the AK mags now. Just give us names. Posted by: Bile, Snark, and Sneer on March 29, 2007 04:33 PMHallelujah, Brother. Posted by: Writer on March 29, 2007 04:34 PMI'm convinced that, in a former life, Senator Thompson was a Marine! Ooh rah! Julie the Jarhead Posted by: Julie the Jarhead on March 29, 2007 04:42 PMFred Thompson for POTUS and any ole' JOOOO or NOW Hag or QueerSheManQueerUseToBeMaleButNowAmFemaleHavingAffairWithFemaile Nominee... Sorry...I just blacked out... Posted by: ussjimmycarter on March 29, 2007 06:52 PMI've been thinking for a while about the as yet hypothetical Fred Thompson presidential campaign. The fact that he's the only viable Republican who doesn't make me roll my eyes and think "WTF?!" makes him a pretty good candidate to me. If he don't run, I have no clue what I'll do in 2008. man I hate politicians! Posted by: PaleoMedic on March 29, 2007 06:54 PMAlex K, the answer to your question is that more than 10 people outside of the blogosphere and Duncan Hunter's home state (is it California?) have heard of Duncan Hunter. I never hear, "Oh, did you hear what Duncan Hunter said today?" and no one does Fun Facts about Duncan Hunter. Posted by: sarahk on March 29, 2007 07:09 PMPaleo, if he doesn't run, there are only two legitimate choices, Clint Eastwood, and Cthulhu. //I'm convinced that, in a former life, Senator Thompson was a Marine!// F-king A, he was a SPARTAN!!!! Posted by: shimauma on March 29, 2007 09:18 PMIs the entire choir demorlaized? 'Cause some of them still look morlaied. It's been hours. Fix the typo before Fred senses your disrespect. Posted by: Acme Anvil Co. on March 29, 2007 10:35 PMI like Thompson but I'm a bit concerned. The last Republican actor we elected to the white house gave amnesty to illegal immigrants. Posted by: Thomas on March 29, 2007 11:01 PMYeah, but Thomas you also think "I've never been a fan of John Bolton. I feel his appointment to the office was illegitimate. I feel the administration that put him there is only barely legitimate and hugely corrupt." (from his blog) What's the proper name for this? We've started to gather closet Dems here who're pissed we like Fred Thompson and feel the need to convince us we should hate him. I have my problems with Bush, but come on... Posted by: WAL on March 30, 2007 12:27 AMAlex K said we don't know The Fred's stance on illegal immigrants? I read that he went to the border, glowered at Mexico and the border was quiet for a month. There are two things about The Fred that excite conservatives; he has a pair and he's articulate. That, and we'd get a presidential order for more 'Die Hard' movies. Posted by: Orwellian on March 30, 2007 12:32 AMAlex K- Great site! Post a comment
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